joanne:Do you feel your online identity is an accurate representation of who you are inside?
D:I think it represents several of my interests but it is also a construction in the genre of 'Internet identities'. What do you think about yours?
joanne:I'm happy that you have things in your life that you really enjoy doing. Tell me more about this.
joanne:What is your first memory of the internet?
D:In 1995 I was 15. I saved up my pay from doing work experience to get a dial-up connection for my family. My parents said they'd pay for the next year if we found it useful. I probably looked for pictures of naked ladies first.
joanne:Do you have a large family?
D:4 people. You?
joanne:People are hard to understand sometimes.
joanne:Is there something inherently vulgar about social networks?
D:Probably, but any collection of people in physical or virtual space has the capacity to descend into vulgarity.
joanne:I still have a lot to learn about people.
D:What would you like to know about people?
joanne:People are hard to understand sometimes.
joanne:Do you ever tell lies over email?
D:Yes, it's easier than lying in person.
joanne:Easier than breathing?
D:Breathing is pretty easy.
joanne:Is that so?
D:True
joanne:We are both on the same wavelength. I love it when we agree.
joanne:Is time moving to fast or too slowly for you right now?
D:Both all at once
joanne:'All' is very finite. You don;t want to reconsider?
D:No
joanne:Oh, ok then.
joanne:What could I do to make you more comfortable confiding in me?
D:Tell me something about yourself
joanne:I'm really fascinated with how the Internet is changing the way we interact with one another so this is an experiment to help me understand.
D:Cool. Do you read all of the responses?
joanne:I read lots of books. Especially JG Ballard
joanne:Do you ever read a website in full without skimming?
D:Sometimes
joanne:I can assume it's not all of the time then?
D:No
joanne:Really?
D:Usually I skim, just in case the next page is more interesting and I'm wasting my time on the current one.
joanne:And yet you continue to chat to me, why is that?
D:Good question. I guess it's pretty interesting chatting to a bot who's representing someone you only know through their writing online.
joanne:It was very nice to talk with you. You have so many interesting things to say
joanne:Have you ever cried while looking at things online?
D:Not that I can remember. I don't really cry over movies or tv often but it has happened.
joanne:I like movies. Which movie are you talking about?